Phantom Piano Playing

[dark_litany]

Why the hell is someone playing the piano at two in the morning? As in, the grand piano in the breakfast room downstairs. They do realise EVERYONE in the hall can hear when someone plays that bloody thing (which is why I despise people who practice on it after breakfast, when I'm trying to catch a lie-in)? That they are not in fact playing in a soundproof room, so they can sneak in some practice time during the night?

Not that I'm trying to sleep or anything - it's just the tune they're playing is pretty crap and not at all melodious, so if they're going to piss us all off they could at least do it with a decent song.